Archived entries for Haiku + Dooodle Restaurant Review

TUBS Fine Chili + Fancy Fixins’: Haiku and Doodle Review

TUBS Fine Chili + Fancy Fixins’:  A Darn Tootin’ Good Meal!

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****TUBS FINE CHILI HAIKU REVIEW****

Rick Hodges spent years
Perfecting Six Tubs Chili’s.
It was time well spent.

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Neighborhood: Culver City
4263 Overland Ave
Culver City, CA 90230
(310) 559-8827
www.tubschili.com
Yelp Page
Hours: Mon-Sun. 11:00 a.m. – 8:00 p.m.

WHAT TO ORDER:

CHILI  ($4.99 “City Slicker” Small (1 large scoop – perfect) / $6.99 “Showgirl” Medium (2 large scoops – if you’re really hungry)/ $8.99 “Rancher” Large – massive)

  • STEAK TOWN CHILI: Unfortunately it was sold out, probably due to Linda Burum’s recent article.  “I had just such an epiphany over a “tub” of the Steak Town chili. It came loaded with marinated grilled meat chunks that stood out against a galaxy of seasonings driving the flavor of a grease-free sauce,” said Burum.  Those words are enough to make you run there right when it opens.
  • SMOKIN’ PIG: *FAVORITE* Spice imbued Chili freckled with Black-eyed peas and finished with 8-hour wood smoked hand pulled pork.  It’s protein’s smokiness that rounds of the flavors of this excellent dish.

SIDES

  • TUB’S BUFFALO CHIPS: Horizontal, Hand-Cut Russet Potatoes which are soaked then lightly fried resulting in a crisp exterior and soft interior.  Topped with dusty Chipotle Salt and served with a side of Buttermilk Ranch.  While I wish Rick used a multi-soaking process (Father’s Office technique) that would result in the reduction of starch in the potato and a crispier, more Chip-like dish, the chips still disappeared off  the plate faster than the rest of the meal.

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Sapp Haiku + Doodle Restaurant Review

Sapp Coffee Shop:  Broth Perfected.

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***Sapp Coffee Shop Haiku Review***

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Row Row Row Your Boat…
Noodles gently to my mouth.
Sapp is but a dream.
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Neighborhood: Hollywood/Thai Town
5183 Hollywood Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90027
(323) 665-1035
Hours: Mon-Tue., Thu-Sun. 7:00 a.m. – 8:00 p.m.

Now for what to order…

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Elf Cafe Haiku + Doodle Review

Elf Cafe:  It’s a lot of things.  One of them being…a great place to eat.

Elf Cafe

***The Elf Cafe Haiku Review***

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You “leaf” me feelin’
So Fine…& BYOB!?
I’m back in New York?

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Neighborhood: Echo Park
2135 W Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90026
(213) 484-6829
www.myspace.com/elfcafe
Hours: Wed-Sun. 6:00 p.m. – 11:00 p.m.

Must Get:  Kale Salad; Tahini Avocado Puree; Moraccan Vegetable Tagine over Red Quinoa; Chevre Crepe

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Platine Cookies: Haiku + Doodle Review

Platine: Gold Bars … or Chocolate Bars….There’s not much of a difference here.

Although Chef Jamie Cantor promises that there is no Platinum or Gold in her chocolate creations…

OVERALL SCORE: A-

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***The Platine Haiku Review***

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Small Batch, High Product

Sophisticated Cookies
What a lovely spot.
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OVERALL SCORE: A- As this place is meant for takeaway, it’s not really fair to judge the staff/atmosphere of this store front.  But, the spot is darling and the person at the counter has always been kind and willing to tell you their favorite(s).

  • Atmosphere:  N/A (Worth 25%) & Staff:  N/A (Worth 25%)
  • Food:  A- (Worth 50%)

My Favorites:  Signature Cookie; Chocolate Gingersnaps; Traditional Rugelach (Friday Special); Ice Cream Sandwich with Ice Cream From MILK; Camees; Caramel Top Brownies

Neighborhood: Culver City
10850 Washington Blvd
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 559-9933
www.platinecookies.com

Guess What's Inside

What else is in the box?

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Donut Man Haiku + Doodle Review

The Donut Man: Flex those donuts.  You’ve worked hard for them.

OVERALL SCORE: B+

DONUTMAN!

***The Donut Man Haiku Review***

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3 month apprentice.
Near 40 years honing craft.
You’ll love Donut Man.
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OVERALL SCORE: B+ As this place is meant for takeaway, it’s not fair to judge the staff/atmosphere of this Donut Stand. Their fried dough, however, deserves consideration!

  • Atmosphere:  N/A (Worth 25%) & Staff:  N/A (Worth 25%)
  • Food:  B+ (Worth 50%)



*How To Make Tiger Tails*

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JUN WON Haiku + Doodle Restaurant Review

JUN WON RESTAURANT: The place I’d want to go to if all of the following conditions were met: I was Drunk; It’s 2am; I’m in Korea; And want Diner Food.

OVERALL SCORE: B-

Jun Won Can Bling About This.

Jun Won Can Bling About This. The Queen of Perilla Leaves Banchan.

***Jun Won Haiku Review***

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No Sign.  Hard To Find.
Great concept. But freshness lacked…
One Time Here Sufficed.
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OVERALL SCORE: B-

  • Atmosphere:  B- (Worth 25%)
  • Staff:  B (Worth 25%)
  • Food:  C+ (Worth 50%)

Recommended:

Flavorful Seafood Pancake

Flavorful Seafood Pancake


  • Banchan Kkaennip Perilla Leaves…taste of soy, acid, sesame, chili, and an underlying earthiness…similar to tea.  Quite complex and worth the trip.  **NOTE:  Jun Won’s Banchan is ALWAYS changing so you can only hope…or call ahead to see if that’s one of the 8 Banchan’s of the NIGHT.
  • Haemool PajeonCrisp Seafood Pancake – Actually one of the best in Koreatown.  It is so full of spring onions and shrimp that it barely holds together.  That equates to rich flavor.  Then dip it in their house-made savory sauce ladened with sesame seeds and large flakes of chili…I know!
  • Steamed Black Cod in Spicy Sauce – Quite Good…The Spicy Sauce is an elegant, yet bold, l’il thing.  Acidic, rich, not too spicy it works as a pairing to the buttery Black Cod.  I continued to pour the sauce onto my rice…another indication of sauce flattery.
  • Pan Fried Corvina -If you’re feeling slightly adventurous (It’s only slightly out of the norm) then order this Head to Fin Corvina Pan Fried – although it seems like the pan was completely full of oil and not the traditional inch or so.  It was the freshest fish we received by far…and it was packin’ a huge amount of tasty Roe.

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Neighborhood: Koreatown
3100 W 8th St #101 (Enter @ the back of the restaurant – down a flight of stairs)
Los Angeles, CA 90005

(213) 383-8855

Hours: CALL!  They close around 10pm


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MARISCOS CHENTE – HAIKU REVIEW

Mariscos Chente: The Reasonably Priced, Mexican Sushi.

OVERALL SCORE: B+ (Food A-)

Camarones Enamorados @ Mariscos Chente

Camarones Enamorados @ Mariscos Chente

***Mariscos Chente Haiku Review***

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Mariscos Craving?
Chente’s Cuisine is supreme.
Go. No. Run There Now.
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OVERALL SCORE: B+

  • Atmosphere:  B- (Or an A+ if a single Pacifico Sign is your idea of art…!) (Worth 25%)
  • Staff:  A- (Worth 25%)
  • Food:  A- (Worth 50%)

Recommended:

  • Camarones Checo (Softened Garlic + “Spices.”  That’s all they would tell me!)
  • *Smoked Marlin Tacos (MUST GET!  Smoked Marlin purchased from Mazatlan)
  • *Camarones Aguachiles (MUST GET!  So fresh – the shrimp only start to ‘cook’ in lime juice when they’re ordered)
  • Pescado Zarandeano (Fish used  @ Mariscos Chente is Snook.  I admit, I didn’t get this – but I saw it wizz by to other tables and it looked absolutely delicious.  Full fish – Head to tail, Butterflied, then grilled to perfection.  Next time…)

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Neighborhood: Mar Vista (Not Far from 405 + Culver Blvd)
4532 S. Centinela
Los Angeles, CA 90066

310-391-9881

Hours: Mon – Thurs, 11:00 a.m. – 8:00 p.m.
Fri – Sun, 11:00 a.m. – 9:00 p.m.

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FRONT PAGE JAMAICAN GRILLE – HAIKU REVIEW

FRONT PAGE JAMAICAN GRILLE: OVERALL SCORE: B+/A-

You Might As Well Be In Jamaica.  But…by golly, you’re here in LA!  Who knew luck would be in the shape of Jerk Goat?

So Good - The Jamaican Coat Of Arms Has Extended Itself to the Restaurant.

So Good - The Jamaican Coat Of Arms Has Extended Itself to the Restaurant!

***Front Page Jamaican Grille Haiku Review***

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Unassuming Place
First-Rate Traditional Fare
Kind Owners;  A Find.
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OVERALL SCORE: B+/A-

  • Atmosphere:  B (Worth 25%)
  • Staff:  A- (Worth 25%)
  • Food:  A- (Worth 50%)

Recommended:

  • *MUST GET* Roasted Whole Perch in foil with chili + cabbage.  Call in advance; Takes 45 Minutes to cook!
  • Oxtail
  • Jerk Goat
  • Rice & Beans
  • “Carrot Cake” (More Like a pudding – So Unique – I WANTED MORE!)
  • *DRINK* Cran-Moss! (Cranberry + Irish Sea Moss. When Irish Moss is soaked + blended it lets off a natural form of sugar that creates a viscous, thickened drink..like gelatin.  The Cran-Moss drink is made by blending soaked Irish Moss with cranberry juice.  Unusual and surprisingly tasty.)
  • 3642327096_7e6eb59a5c*DRINK* Sorrel (Hibiscus Flower Beverage – same as Latin Hibiscus Beverage – except Front Page’s Version is extra concentrated and balenced in its acid + sweetness.  I’d like to bathe in it thank you.)


  • *DRINK* Pine Ginger Beer (Pineapple Ginger Beverage)

Perhaps Bypass:

  • Festival Bread – (Think Old-Fashioned Doughnut, minus the sweetness + added flavor of oil. Tastes good – but the one piece we got was not finished by us…which says a lot!)
  • 3641517597_07d62607dfJamaican Patties (They are tasty – but since the owners get the Patties from a Los Angeles wholesale vendor, you may want to try other food options that are made in-house.)

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  • Okra Side Dish (Their preparation is a simple steam w/ House-made Jamaican Seasoning.  Extremely slimy and I’m thinking there may be things you’d like more on the menu!)

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Neighborhood: Inglewood (Near LAX)
1117 W Manchester Blvd #C
Inglewood, CA, 90301
(310) 216-9521

Check Out Front Page Jamaican Grille’s Website!

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Mon Land Hot Pot City – Haiku Review

Mon Land Hot Pot City – On The Brain.

OVERALL SCORE: B+

It's That Good.

It's That Good.

Hot Pot City Haiku Review

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Best Hot Pot in LA
Wolfberries make tasty broth
You will leave in bliss.
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OVERALL SCORE: B+

  • Atmosphere:  B (Worth 25%)
  • Staff:  B (Worth 25%)
  • Food:  A- (Worth 50%)

Recommended:

  1. Spicy Red Broth and Traditional Broth
  2. Fat Beef Slices
  3. Egg Tofu – Firm texture but still retaining some of the silkiness.   EGG-cellent.
  4. Mushrooms (Enoki/Oyster) and Greens (Spinach/Peashoots) and Vermicelli Noodles
  5. Onion Pancake
  6. Lamb Pancake

Perhaps Bypass:

  1. Squid (Extraordinarily Fishy and Pre-Frozen Tasting
  2. Shrimp Balls (They’re Bouncy like the 25c Rubber Balls from your childhood…Yes, I know that’s the typical texture – but there are just better things to order on the menu)

Neighborhood: San Gabriel Valley
251 W. Bencamp St
San Gabriel, CA 91776
(626) 289-4889

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Akasha – Haiku Review

Akasha.  Culver City Restaurant praised for their Vegan/Spelt options!

OVERALL SCORE: B

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Akasha Haiku
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Meals are just O.K.
“Healthy” baked goods, Eco theme
Is why you dine here.

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OVERALL SCORE: B

  • Atmosphere:  B+ (Worth 25%)
  • Staff:  B (Worth 25%)
  • Food:  B (Worth 50%) [Baked goods are a B/B+]

Recommended Dishes:

  1. Carrot Spelt Cupcake
  2. Vegan Chocolate Chip Cookies

Decent Lunch Choices:

  1. Hamburger with Sweet Potato Fries
  2. Cobb Salad

Neighborhood: Culver City
9543 Culver Blvd
Culver City, CA 90232

(310) 845-1700

Akasha Website

Bakery
Monday — Friday 8:00 am 5:30 pm
Saturday 9:00 am – 5:30 pm

Lunch
Monday
Friday 11:30 am – 2:30 pm

Saturday 11:30 am – 2:30 pm

BRUNCH
Sunday
11:00 am – 2:00 pm

Dinner
Monday — Thursday 5:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Friday — Saturday 5:30 pm – 11:00 pm

Sunday 5:00 pm – 9:30 pm

Bar

Join us for Happy Hour
Monday — Friday 4:00 pm – 7:00 pm

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Westside Tavern – Haiku Review

A Round Of Applause For Westside Tavern

OVERALL SCORE: B+

Westside Tavern Brings On Culinary Nostalgia

Food From Your Past - Made Better In The Present.

Westside Tavern Haiku Review

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Comfort Food Done Right
Inventive Drinks; Excelled Sweets

Great West LA spot.
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OVERALL SCORE: B+

  • Atmosphere:  B+ (Worth 25%)
  • Staff:  B+ (Worth 25%)
  • Food:  B+ (Worth 50%)

Recommended:

  1. Grilled Cheese Sandwich With Tomato Soup
  2. Handcut – Multi Soaked Fries
  3. Carrot Cilantro Caipirinha

Neighborhood: West Los Angeles (In The Westside Pavilion)
10850 W Pico Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90064
(310) 470-1539
www.westsidetavernla.com

Modern, "Loft-Style" Restaurant - Designed by Tony Plescow.  Notice the beautiful and Custom-Made Steel Bar.

Modern, "Loft-Style" Restaurant - Designed by Tony Plescow. Notice the beautiful, Custom-Made Steel Bar.

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Territory BBQ – Haiku Review

Territory: A Silverlake BBQ Joint and Record Shop

OVERALL SCORE: C

Sad Ribs

Sad Ribs

TERRITORY Haiku
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Hipster BBQ
Small Plates, High Price, Lacks Flavor
Not My Kind Of Place

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OVERALL SCORE: C

  • Atmosphere:  B (Worth 25%)
  • Staff:  B (Worth 25%)
  • Food:  D (Worth 50%)

Neighborhood: Silver Lake
534 N. Hoover St
Los Angeles, CA 90004

http://www.territorybbq.com/

Hours
Mon – Sun11 a.m. to 10 p.m.

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Barbrix – Haiku + Doodle Restaurant Review

Barbrix, Silverlake’s Friendly Neighbor!

OVERALL SCORE: B-

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Barbrix Haiku
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Tasteful SMALL, Small plates
Neighborhood Restaurant Spot
Good if in the hood….
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OVERALL SCORE: B-

  • Atmosphere:  B (Worth 25%)
  • Staff:  B (Worth 25%)
  • Food:  B- (Worth 50%)

Neighborhood: Silver Lake
2442 Hyperion Avenue
Los Angeles, CA 90027
(323) 662-2442
Barbrix Website

Hours
Sunday – Thursday: 6pm-11pm
Friday – Saturday: 6pm – 12am

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Wurstkuche – Haiku Review

The Federation of Wurstkuche

OVERALL SCORE: A-/B+
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Beer, Homemade Sausage.
Behold, This Is What LA Needs.
Minting Money, Yes.

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OVERALL SCORE: A-/B+

  • Atmosphere:  A (Worth 25%)
  • Staff:  B+ (Worth 25%)
  • Food:  B+ (Worth 50%)

Neighborhood: Downtown LA
800 E 3rd St
Los Angeles, CA 90013
(213) 687-4444
www.wurstkucherestaurant.com
Hours
Mon-Wed. 11:00 a.m. – 10:00 p.m.
Thu-Sat. 11:00 a.m. – 12:00 a.m.
Sun. 11:00 a.m. – 10:00 p.m.

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